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Motorcycle Pete
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Posted: Thu May 22nd, 2008 02:48 am | 21st Post |
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wexman wrote: tanygaer wrote: Silverfox wrote:
Well I shall be flaying my arms around, waving them into Mc Donalds car park, so if anyone fancies some pre wrapped cardboard flavoured gunge, then that's the place!!
It might be the last square meal you get for four days....
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David (tanygaer), I think you have a funny idea of a "square meal"!  Having said that, if you're serving freshly harvested, ground up pork snouts (well seasoned, of course), hey, I'm in! I DO love little piglets, served up on a bed of rice, or as part of a nutritious and artery clogging Full English/Welsh/Irish Brekkie....sorry there, PINKPORK!   Obviously, I would pass by any piglet who can read the news?
I think the mystery to Mickey D's food is the salt. I suspect that sailors between Spain, England, Norway, Greenland, Iceland etc. probably killed each other, over salt, on their way to the "New World"! Of course, the extant native tribes who greeted them said "New World? WHAT New World???!!!" You blokes are lost....India is THAT way, lads! We offer you a new spice; it's called 'hemlock' " Try some...."
In defence of the Golden Moneymaking Arches, they DO tend to have clean (and warm) loo's- very nice on a miserable and rainy day....... Wexman wouldn't know anything about those sort of days....... 
Last edited on Thu May 22nd, 2008 03:10 am by Motorcycle Pete
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Motorcycle Pete
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Posted: Thu May 22nd, 2008 03:07 am | 22nd Post |
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tanygaer wrote:
It might be the last square meal you get for four days....
Oops, sorry David- I didn't realise that you were referring to the shape of the box!
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tanygaer
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Posted: Fri May 23rd, 2008 06:40 am | 23rd Post |
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| Having been forced to re-evalute the fallen arches food offering last weekend whilst entertaining Baby Tan Y Gaer, I can confirm that the myth is completly unfounded, the burger does not have as much nutritional value as the packaging.
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Motorcycle Pete
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Posted: Sat May 24th, 2008 02:02 am | 24th Post |
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Well....the actual burger, as toxins go, is not so bad.....the regular burger (not the "McDreamy" triple-stacked model) has pretty much all the protein a "normal" adult human needs, for a day....
Of course, I'm discounting the (outrageous and addictive) salt content. It could be a fun experiment- take one swimming pool full of fresh water, throw in one MickeyD's burger patty (no, I said burger patty; they aren't THAT rude!) Will every swimmer immediately float like a cork??? I suspect so....
If you throw away the McBun (that's not REAL bread, now, is it? ) and the McFilling stuff....well then, it's vaguely "good" for you! High praise, indeed!
They used to pack 'em in McStyrofoam, to keep 'em warm, until everyone pointed out that McFoam was McF'ing up the McPlanet.....so.....they stopped using them (in the USA). All those McFoamy containers are now littering the roadsides of Latin America and Asia (with a "half-life" of, well, eternity.....) You're right, the current McBox version is higher in fiber....
I jest....I'm a fan (there's no accounting for taste, eh?) I'm sticking to my guns about the salt thing..... I know good trash when I see it/taste it, ok? I also love those little "hockey pucks" the British and Irish serve with breakfast, and I damned well know what is in those!!!! Bring on the pig snouts supplimented with parts from the nether regions! 
I'm glad your little 'un survived being exposed to the Amuricun Icon.....I've always thought that Ronald character deserved watching...... Big shoes, scary clown face....classic child abuser, no doubt?  Conspiracy theory number 6.459.237 being offered, there......
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 12:26 pm | 25th Post |
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Motorcycle Pete wrote: I also love those little "hockey pucks" the British and Irish serve with breakfast,
You are obviously referring to that delicacy from the land of "Ecky Thump" known as Black Pudding, a true delicacy to finish off any breakfast.
Maybe we can prevail upon Pinkpork or Redneck to bring a supply of the genuine article as they hail from Ecky Thump land. 
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 01:35 pm | 26th Post |
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| eee by eck and ecky thump, i bring some black puddings no doubt pinkpork will too. and to make it traditional, i wear me cloggs too.
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tanygaer
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 01:36 pm | 27th Post |
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redneck wrote: eee by eck and ecky thump, i bring some black puddings no doubt pinkpork will too. and to make it traditional, i wear me cloggs too.
not JUST your cloggs i trust
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Posted: Tue Jul 1st, 2008 02:00 pm | 28th Post |
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| nah, i'll have me flat cap on aswell
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Motorcycle Pete
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Posted: Wed Jul 2nd, 2008 02:19 am | 29th Post |
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Well...so long as you're wearing clogs and flat cap, I believe that counts as formal dinner attire....? Somewhere?
My question is- do your clogs have spikes, like golf shoes? We wouldn't want you slipping on sheep sh_ _ _ and letting those lovely black puddlings fall to earth!
As you've gathered, I'll eat almost anything, but even I have my limits!
PS- Yes, sorry. I've destroyed yet another thread....leave it to the Yank??? Someone please chime in with a comment about ferry discounts.....or Irish fairy discounts, or...
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1982 VF750S-for sportiness sake
1981 GL1100 Interstate, 1979 GL1000
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Posted: Wed Jul 2nd, 2008 02:24 am | 30th Post |
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Oops- so much for my terrific new DSL service- it's either no post, or two...pay me no mind (I know you all don't, anyway!)
Last edited on Wed Jul 2nd, 2008 02:27 am by Motorcycle Pete
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1982 VF750S-for sportiness sake
1981 GL1100 Interstate, 1979 GL1000
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Posted: Tue Jul 8th, 2008 05:30 pm | 31st Post |
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wexman wrote: It arrives in at 12.45 approx .. depending on the weather and if it is anything like today then it could be 2 days late
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