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UBarW
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Posted: Mon May 5th, 2008 02:57 pm | 1st Post |
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Whats the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A elephant can have fleas but fleas can't have elephants.
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Geordiemuppet
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Posted: Mon May 5th, 2008 04:27 pm | 2nd Post |
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Why is an Elephant large, grey and wrinkly?
Because if it was small, white and round, it would be an aspirin.
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UBarW
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Posted: Mon May 5th, 2008 04:39 pm | 3rd Post |
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3 parter...
why did the elephant paint his nuts red?
so he could hide in a cherry tree!
Ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?
Works good, huh!
How did Tarzan die?
Picking cherries...
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FenderHead
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Posted: Mon May 5th, 2008 05:17 pm | 4th Post |
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UBarW wrote: How did Tarzan die?
Picking cherries...
 Tarzan is....DEAD?
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IRAQI RAM
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Posted: Mon May 5th, 2008 06:06 pm | 5th Post |
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FenderHead wrote: UBarW wrote: How did Tarzan die?
Picking cherries...
Tarzan is....DEAD?
Why was Tarzan's chimp monkey named 'cheetah?'
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UBarW
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Posted: Mon May 5th, 2008 06:36 pm | 6th Post |
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| cuz calling him luigi woulda been ridiculous.
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pinkpork
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Posted: Mon May 5th, 2008 07:18 pm | 7th Post |
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  i know one about Luigi,,,, with the bloody big head ,,,,,, but ill have to save it till were alone sometime
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D-Rod
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Posted: Wed May 7th, 2008 11:20 pm | 8th Post |
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UBarW wrote:
3 parter...
why did the elephant paint his nuts red?
so he could hide in a cherry tree!
Ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?
Works good, huh!
How did Tarzan die?
Picking cherries...
I feel sorry for that elephant if his nuts were the size of cherries! I would have thought more painting them orange and hiding out in an orange tree.
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SEE?
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Posted: Wed May 7th, 2008 11:44 pm | 9th Post |
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Q: what did Tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants running down the hill??????
A: look,,,,,,,,,,theres a 100 elephants running down the hill
Q: what did he say when he saw 100 elephants running down the hill wearing sunglasses???????
A: Nothing........he didn't recognize them
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Geordiemuppet
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Posted: Thu May 8th, 2008 06:24 am | 10th Post |
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SEE?, you are definitely improving, keep taking the tablets.
How do you fit two elephants in a matchbox?
Take the matches out.
Last edited on Thu May 8th, 2008 06:25 am by Geordiemuppet
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redbaron
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Posted: Thu May 8th, 2008 03:52 pm | 11th Post |
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Speaking of Tarzan......I have an very old Tarzan movie...made in 1918, in glorious black and white and its also a silent movie....The very first movie Tarzan's name was Elmo Lincoln, I did a search on him and found that....Elmo Lincoln was born in 1889, died in 1952 from a heart attack, he has a star on the walk of fame in Hollywood, and that he made several Tarzan movies.....Type in his name in search and its very interesting reading...
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98Wing-487
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Posted: Fri May 9th, 2008 06:32 am | 12th Post |
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Q. What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls?
A. Walk him and pitch to the rhino.
(from Hot Shots)
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Geordiemuppet
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Posted: Sun May 11th, 2008 08:41 pm | 13th Post |
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| How do you fit two Giraffes in a match box?
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pinkpork
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Posted: Sun May 11th, 2008 09:03 pm | 14th Post |
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Geordiemuppet wrote: How do you fit two Giraffes in a match box?
 
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drknobs
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Posted: Mon May 12th, 2008 02:40 am | 15th Post |
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pinkpork wrote: Geordiemuppet wrote: How do you fit two Giraffes in a match box?
You take out the elephants...
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SEE?
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Posted: Mon May 12th, 2008 04:23 am | 16th Post |
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who would win in a race between Tarzan and Jessie Owens?????
nobody they're both dead
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Geordiemuppet
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Posted: Mon May 12th, 2008 12:08 pm | 17th Post |
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drknobs wrote: pinkpork wrote: Geordiemuppet wrote: How do you fit two Giraffes in a match box?
You take out the elephants...
Correct.
PP clearly doesn't have a logical thought process 
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Ivanawphalytch
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Posted: Mon May 12th, 2008 09:24 pm | 18th Post |
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why do ducks have flat feet?
for stomping out forest fires
what is the black stuff between elephants toes?
flaming ducks or slow natives
how many elephants can you fit in a VW bug?
4....2 in the front seat, 2 in the back seat
actually, elephants don't paint their testicles, they paint their toenails red for hiding in cherry trees.
why should you not walk thru the jungle between 2 and 4 in the afternoon?
that's when elephants are jumping out of cherry trees
why do alligators have short legs?
they walk thru the jungles between 2 and 4 in the afternoon
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pinkpork
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Posted: Mon May 12th, 2008 11:17 pm | 19th Post |
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| Ivan*********,,, you and SEE are going to get along just Dandy
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Posted: Thu May 15th, 2008 11:53 am | 20th Post |
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What do you give an elephant that has diarrhea
Plenty of space
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