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creekwalker
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Posted: Sun May 11th, 2008 11:55 pm | 1st Post |
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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE
FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his
wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed, which
she could see from the bedroom window.
George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that
there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who
asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said
that all patrols were busy, and that he should simply lock his door and an
officer would be along when available.
George said, 'Okay,' hung up, counted to 30, and phoned the police
again. 'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them
now because I just shot them.' Then he hung up. Within five minutes, six police cars, a SWAT Team, a helicopter, two fire trucks, a paramedic and an ambulance showed up at the residence and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the Policemen said to George: 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!' George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'
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James "creekwalker" McCauley
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Papajoe
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Posted: Mon May 12th, 2008 12:43 am | 2nd Post |
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Very Good.............And how true............
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nightwizard40
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Posted: Mon May 12th, 2008 01:30 am | 3rd Post |
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USAF 823rd CES/HR 1984-1990
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Current 1981 GL1100
At my disposal 1985 GL1200 ASPY
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redbaron
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Posted: Thu May 15th, 2008 02:44 pm | 4th Post |
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| That just goes to prove a point.......Don't mess with old people......
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