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Posted: Mon May 12th, 2008 12:17 am | 1st Post |
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PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER:
"I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!"
MONA LISA'S MOTHER:
"After all that money your father and I spent on braces, Mona, that's the biggest smile you can give us?"
HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER:
"Humpty, if I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall.
But would you listen to me? Noooo!"
COLUMBUS' MOTHER:
"I don't care what you've discovered, Christopher. You still could have written!"
MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER:
"Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"
ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER:
"Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"
MARY'S MOTHER:
"I'm not upset that your lamb followed you to school, Mary,but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you."
BATMAN'S MOTHER:
"It's a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how much the insurance is going to be?"
GOLDILOCKS' MOTHER:
"I've got a bill here for a busted chair from the Bear family. You know anything about this, Goldie?"
ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER:
"But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something...?"
JONAH'S MOTHER:
"That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been for the last three days."
SUPERMAN'S MOTHER:
"Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we've decided you can have your own telephone line.
Now will you quit spending so much time in all those phone booths?"
THOMAS EDISON'S MOTHER:
"Of course I'm proud that you invented the electric light bulb, Thomas. Now turn off that light and get to bed!"
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Gene Lester
Present Bikes: 1993 Goldwing 1500A
1981 GL1100
"Loud pipes don't save lives, they just annoy everyone"
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Posted: Mon May 12th, 2008 04:30 am | 2nd Post |
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Rodney King's mother:
" I dont care what you think you were doing, or where you were going. Now give me some money"
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