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RonSena
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Posted: Mon Aug 18th, 2008 08:00 pm | 1st Post |
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After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. 'A less costly alternative,' said the Doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama ) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.'
The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.'
'Trust me,' said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!
'1'
'2'
'3'
'4'
'5'
( you'll love this...)
At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas , (certain parts of Texas), Louisiana, Georgia, Mississippi, Missouri, the panhandle of Florida, West Virginia, and Washington DC.
Last edited on Mon Aug 18th, 2008 08:03 pm by RonSena
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Bagmaster
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Posted: Tue Aug 19th, 2008 12:52 pm | 2nd Post |
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Oh lordy, made my morning with that one!!! Glad I didn't have the coffee cup up to my lips when I read it!!
 
Last edited on Tue Aug 19th, 2008 12:52 pm by Bagmaster
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Kat83505
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Posted: Wed Aug 20th, 2008 04:48 pm | 3rd Post |
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| PRICELESS!
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marvo75
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Posted: Wed Aug 20th, 2008 07:48 pm | 4th Post |
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| Thats gold!
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scotthohio
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Posted: Fri Aug 22nd, 2008 03:59 am | 5th Post |
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| Too bad it's not a required procedure to get into Washington DC.
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RayandTracy
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Posted: Fri Aug 22nd, 2008 04:04 am | 6th Post |
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great one! Now where did I put that beer can
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exavid
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Posted: Fri Aug 22nd, 2008 04:43 am | 7th Post |
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| After the birth of our second child I had a vasectomy. The price the doctor wanted was a bit high but I found a cheaper place. The only bad part of it was the noise all those dogs and cats made and those lousy kibbles 'n bits.
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mespock
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Posted: Fri Aug 22nd, 2008 03:46 pm | 8th Post |
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| I think Digger tried that..
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nightwizard40
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Posted: Sat Aug 23rd, 2008 04:02 am | 9th Post |
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 That crap don't work, the end of the can just blew out!!!!
(dang yankees)
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lostinflorida
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Posted: Sat Aug 23rd, 2008 11:29 pm | 10th Post |
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It makes me proud to live in Central Florida!!!
Walking into the Dr.'s office when I had mine, I found one of the most beautiful nurses I had ever seen.
I thought, well this might not be too bad.
Once they had me on the table and was getting ready, a nurse came in that I would swear was Eleanor Roosevelt's sister!!!
Oh well.
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scotthohio
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Posted: Sun Aug 24th, 2008 04:32 am | 11th Post |
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lostinflorida wrote: It makes me proud to live in Central Florida!!!
Walking into the Dr.'s office when I had mine, I found one of the most beautiful nurses I had ever seen.
I thought, well this might not be too bad.
Once they had me on the table and was getting ready, a nurse came in that I would swear was Eleanor Roosevelt's sister!!!
Oh well.
Didn't want any "surprises" popping up....... 
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exavid
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Posted: Sun Aug 24th, 2008 04:35 am | 12th Post |
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You go in for a procedure like that, there's no chance at all of that happening.
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lostinflorida
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Posted: Sun Aug 24th, 2008 01:53 pm | 13th Post |
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exavid wrote: You go in for a procedure like that, there's no chance at all of that happening.
Exactly!!!
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MOPAW
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Posted: Wed Aug 27th, 2008 03:53 am | 14th Post |
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| ... and then there was that Tennessee guy who was arrested for counting to 21...
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