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GLester
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Posted: Mon Sep 1st, 2008 03:22 am | 1st Post |
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LOST IN THE DARNDEST PLACES:
An elderly Floridian called 911 on his cell phone to report that his car has been broken into. He is hysterical as he explains his situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" he cried.
The dispatcher said, "Stay calm. An officer is on the way." A few minutes later, the officer radios in. "Disregard." He says. "He got in the back-seat by mistake."
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Ivanawphalytch
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Posted: Mon Sep 1st, 2008 03:08 pm | 2nd Post |
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Sounds like somebody "lostinFlorida" 
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FenderHead
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Posted: Mon Sep 1st, 2008 04:59 pm | 3rd Post |
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I HAVE reached for the handle a few times...so the adventure begins...
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MDKramer
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Posted: Mon Sep 1st, 2008 05:58 pm | 4th Post |
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Every time I walk into a room and forget what I went in there for, thoughts of ending up like this scare the bejeebers out of me.
Mike
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Proudly supporting Viet Nam Vets and Legacy Vets M/C
Red is for the blood shed Black is for the mourning
Been riding that 1980 beauty to the left since 1989
Helpful Hint: Traffic lights timed for 35mph are also timed for 70, 105, and 140!
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Hawker22
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Posted: Mon Sep 1st, 2008 08:10 pm | 5th Post |
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One time-many years ago, we went on a visit to Hamilton Standard. We rented two Lincoln Town Cars. After having a nice dinner one nite, we proceeded to load back into our cars. Larry, who was the DD that nite was having trouble getting the car started. I said, Larry this---------"don't bug me right now" he says, I can't get this damn key to fit. I let him struggle for some time and then I said Larry---he gruffed back "what do you want?"
I said "Our car has Velour seats--this one has leather"
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lostinflorida
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Posted: Tue Sep 2nd, 2008 01:12 am | 6th Post |
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Ivanawphalytch wrote: Sounds like somebody "lostinFlorida"
Maybe back in my teenager days when I hadn't yet figured out drinking.
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Foodman
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Posted: Tue Sep 2nd, 2008 06:27 am | 7th Post |
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| Yea and they let them vote........
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rider 76
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Posted: Tue Sep 2nd, 2008 06:33 am | 8th Post |
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MDKramer wrote: Every time I walk into a room and forget what I went in there for, thoughts of ending up like this scare the bejeebers out of me.
Mike
Mike, we know your kind!~!
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A KIKI bird is a little foul that runs around Canada in the winter screaming KIKIKIrist it's cold!!! But those little *!!#*! don't scare me from riding!!!
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Popeye
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Posted: Fri Sep 5th, 2008 09:25 pm | 9th Post |
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rider 76 wrote: MDKramer wrote: Every time I walk into a room and forget what I went in there for, thoughts of ending up like this scare the bejeebers out of me.
Mike
I've been doin' that since I was a kid. How will I know when I'm losing it? 
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DougW
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Posted: Sat Sep 6th, 2008 01:34 pm | 10th Post |
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Popeye wrote: rider 76 wrote: MDKramer wrote: Every time I walk into a room and forget what I went in there for, thoughts of ending up like this scare the bejeebers out of me.
Mike
I've been doin' that since I was a kid. How will I know when I'm losing it?
When you forget which room you are supposed to be walking into.
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