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GLester
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Posted: Mon Sep 1st, 2008 03:31 am | 1st Post |
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One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the
White House from across Pennsylvania
Avenue , where he'd been sitting on a park bench.
He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would
like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama."
The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't reside
here."
The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following
day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine,
"I would like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama".
The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is
not President and doesn't reside here." The man
thanked him and again walked away.
The third day, the same man approached the White House
and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would
like to go in and meet with President Barack Obama"
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said,
"Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to
Mr. Obama. I've told you already several times that Mr.
Obama is not the President and doesn't reside here.
Don't you understand?"
The old man answered, "Oh, I understand you fine.
I just love hearing your answer!"
The Marine snapped to attention,
saluted, and said, "See you tomorrow,
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Gene Lester
Present Bikes: 1993 Goldwing 1500A
1981 GL1100
"Loud pipes don't save lives, they just annoy everyone"
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nightwizard40
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Posted: Mon Sep 1st, 2008 03:50 am | 2nd Post |
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wherever flames may rage.
Give me strength to save a life
whatever be its age.
If you can't handle the heat, become a cop!
AKA Bill
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rider 76
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Posted: Tue Sep 2nd, 2008 07:00 am | 3rd Post |
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| OH,BAM,UGH! Last edited on Tue Sep 2nd, 2008 07:00 am by rider 76
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logtech
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Posted: Tue Sep 2nd, 2008 04:59 pm | 4th Post |
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FenderHead
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Posted: Tue Sep 2nd, 2008 05:03 pm | 5th Post |
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GLester wrote: The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Obama is not President and doesn't reside here."
YET!
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lostinflorida
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Posted: Wed Sep 3rd, 2008 01:15 am | 6th Post |
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I really like it!!!
Now that John has named a woman for VP who everytime you see her is wearing a dress, I don't think Obama has a chance.
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Popeye
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Posted: Thu Sep 4th, 2008 06:28 pm | 7th Post |
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Good one GLester.
What's in a name??
John Sidney McCain, 22yr military veteran and highly decorated Combat Pilot + over 40 yrs experience in U.S leadership. POW for 5 1/2 yrs. Voted for the 'Troop Surge' which stopped the high casulty counts. His father served as an Admiral in the U.S. Navy. Has pro-U.S. relatives in the U.S.A.
Barack Hussein Obama, no military service, no accomplishments as 'the-most-junior' Senator, his anti-U.S. family live in Jakarta, Indonesia and are kept secret. His father was killed while out drunk-driving. He pretended to be non-Muslim, but was caught. His wife stated "the U.S.A. has been a hopeless nation since its conception." He wants to forfeit Iraq to Islam now that we are nearly finished...shame the U.S again, like Viet Nam [aka Kennedy's war]....etc.
A real coin toss there, for Commander-in-Chief of our entire armed forces. I flipped a quarter...but ain't tellin' how it came out.
I wonder who our enemies [terrorist nations] are rooting for?  Now, THAT is a FUNNY question. 
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dingdong
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Posted: Thu Sep 4th, 2008 08:30 pm | 8th Post |
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Quote from michelle Obama:
“Barack is one of the smartest people you will ever encounter who will deign to enter this messy thing called politics.”
The definition of deign is:
condescend: do something that one considers to be below one’s dignity
I'd hate to meet this woman in a dark alley.
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Tom
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Member, Wild Rhinos, Oklahoma Chapter
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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