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 Posted: Tue Sep 2nd, 2008 02:31 am1st Post
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 Ole is a farmer in  Minnesota .  He is in need of a new milk cow and hears about a nice one for sale down in  Oklahoma . 



 He drives to Oklahoma , finds the farm and looks at the cow.  He reaches under to see if she gives milk.  When he grabs the teat and pulls ..... the cow farts.  Ole is kind of surprised.  He looks at the Okie farmer who is selling the cow, then reaches under the cow to try again.

 He grabs another teat, pulls, and the cow farts again.  Milk does come out, however, so after some discussion with the cow's current owner, Ole decides to buy the cow and take it home.

 When he gets back to  Minnesota , he calls over his neighbor, Sven, and says, 'Hey, Sven, come and look at dis ere new cow I yust bought.  Pull her teat, and see vat happens.'

 Sven reaches under, pulls the teat and the cow farts.  Sven looks at Ole and says, 'You bought dis here cow in Oklahoma , didn't yah?'

 Ole is very surprised since he hadn't told Sven about  his trip.  Ole replies, 'Yah, dats right.  But how did you know?'

 Sven says, 'My wife is from Oklahoma



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 Posted: Tue Sep 2nd, 2008 03:22 am2nd Post
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 Posted: Tue Sep 2nd, 2008 06:45 am3rd Post
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I had an ex. like that! Sold her to the LYSOL company! Both are doing fine now!

Last edited on Tue Sep 2nd, 2008 06:46 am by rider 76



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