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Papajoe
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Posted: Tue Sep 2nd, 2008 02:16 pm | 1st Post |
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HILLBILLY DAYVORCE
A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you?'
The farmer said, 'I want to get one of them dayvorces.'
The lawyer said, 'Do you have any grounds?' The farmer said, 'Yup, I got 40 acres'
The lawyer said, 'No, No, you don't
understand, Do you have a suit?
The farmer said, 'Yeh, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays.'
The lawyer said, 'No, no, I mean, do you have a case?'
The farmer said, 'No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere.
The lawyer said, 'No, I mean, do you have a grudge?'
The farmer said,'Yup, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere.'
The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something?'
The farmer said, 'No, we both get up at 4:30.'
By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question ..
The lawyer said, 'Is your wife a nagger?'
The farmer said, 'No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce.'
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hoofman
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Posted: Tue Sep 2nd, 2008 10:56 pm | 2nd Post |
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| Oh thats so good...........
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