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| Posted: Mon Mar 16th, 2009 12:12 am | 1st Post |
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A Swede, an Irishman, and a Scotsman decided to take their wives with them To play a round of golf. The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, A gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any skivvies?,' Ole demanded. Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any,' she replied The Swede immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourself some underwear Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is wearing no undies. Blessed Virgin Mary , woman! You've no knickers. Why not?' She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.' So, Patrick reaches into his pocket and says 'For the sake of decency, here's A 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!' Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over Her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where at friggin hell are yer drawers?' She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money at be able at affarrd any.' The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb...tidy yerself up abit.'
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| Posted: Mon Mar 16th, 2009 12:36 am | 2nd Post |
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____________________ While any advice given may concern earlier or later models it specifically pertains to the 1985 Aspencade. Click here for another place for 1200's to gather! |
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| Posted: Mon Mar 16th, 2009 03:07 pm | 3rd Post |
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____________________ Jerry N5DTR 1984 GL1200A 1994 GL1500A 2004 Harley Sportster 1200 Custom (Wifes Bike) Some days it's not even worth chewing through the restraints... "We ride and never worry 'bout the fall...guess that's just the cowboy in us all." -Tim McGraw |
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| Posted: Wed Mar 18th, 2009 02:49 am | 4th Post |
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What did I tell Ya!!!!!! (inside joke) Last edited on Wed Mar 18th, 2009 02:49 am by ccsailor ____________________ 08 Navi Rest not! Life is sweeping by; go and dare before you die." - Goethe Wide acceptance of an idea is NOT proof of its validity Dan Brown 2009 Loud Pipes Just cover up poor riding skills!!!!! |
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