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| Posted: Fri Nov 20th, 2009 11:00 pm | 1st Post |
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Simple concept really - if you have a good-great one liner add it to this thread. Should be interesting to see how it grows and could make some interesting reading to people who find it for the first time. I'll start it off with: What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover? The position of the dirt bag.
____________________ 1999 GL1500 CF (Valkyrie Interstate) "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible." - T.E. Lawrence A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds - Emerson Put the bitch down..... Mrs Fly http://www.nassir-news.com http://www.kanwings.com http://www.wild-rhinos.com |
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| Posted: Fri Nov 20th, 2009 11:02 pm | 2nd Post |
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A good pun is its own reword.
____________________ http://www.pow-miafamilies.org/League/Status_of_the_Issue.html Proud Member of the Patriot Guard Riders-Id: 79170 http://www.spiritone.com/~sirius/pow-mia/Echanis.htm http://www.taskforceomegainc.org/e002.html http://smartlight.rudysproducts.com/ Ya, my only hope was Betty Lou,she was the one,a combination AK 57 oozie radar laser triple-barrel double-scoped heat-seekin shotgun. |
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| Posted: Fri Nov 20th, 2009 11:05 pm | 3rd Post |
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If you have to ask, you just wouldn't understand. 
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| Posted: Fri Nov 20th, 2009 11:12 pm | 4th Post |
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I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
____________________ 1999 GL1500 CF (Valkyrie Interstate) "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible." - T.E. Lawrence A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds - Emerson Put the bitch down..... Mrs Fly http://www.nassir-news.com http://www.kanwings.com http://www.wild-rhinos.com |
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| Posted: Fri Nov 20th, 2009 11:13 pm | 5th Post |
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I hear they use your mother's face to make gorilla cookies.
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| Posted: Fri Nov 20th, 2009 11:14 pm | 6th Post |
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It has come to my attention the you are no longer supporting me in the manner to which I have become accustomed/ Daughter speaking to mother some years back when I was in the car biz
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| Posted: Fri Nov 20th, 2009 11:16 pm | 7th Post |
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Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhoea? A: Plenty of room.
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| Posted: Fri Nov 20th, 2009 11:40 pm | 8th Post |
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What do you call a person that hangs around a bunch of musicians ? a drummer...
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| Posted: Fri Nov 20th, 2009 11:59 pm | 9th Post |
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Why do elephants wear red shoes? To hide in cherry trees. Ever see an elephant in a cherry tree? See how well they hide. Last edited on Sat Nov 21st, 2009 12:01 am by Buzzmoe2 ____________________ The second mouse usually gets the cheese. |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 01:21 am | 10th Post |
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I told my wife ten puns hoping that one would make her laugh. No pun in ten did.
____________________ Len ___________________________ If you ask for directions you only go places where people have already gone. |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 01:41 am | 11th Post |
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My wife doesn't always agree with me, But I ALWAYS agree with my wife.
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 01:43 am | 12th Post |
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3 parter, needs to be told in rapid succession... Why did the elephant paint his nuts red? So he could hide in a cherry tree... Didja ever see an elephant in a cherry tree? Works well, huh? Do you know how Tarzan died? He was pickin' cherries... Last edited on Sat Nov 21st, 2009 01:44 am by UBarW ____________________ http://www.pow-miafamilies.org/League/Status_of_the_Issue.html Proud Member of the Patriot Guard Riders-Id: 79170 http://www.spiritone.com/~sirius/pow-mia/Echanis.htm http://www.taskforceomegainc.org/e002.html http://smartlight.rudysproducts.com/ Ya, my only hope was Betty Lou,she was the one,a combination AK 57 oozie radar laser triple-barrel double-scoped heat-seekin shotgun. |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 01:45 am | 13th Post |
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Hey, look at the Goldwing I got for my wife! Good Trade!
____________________ http://www.pow-miafamilies.org/League/Status_of_the_Issue.html Proud Member of the Patriot Guard Riders-Id: 79170 http://www.spiritone.com/~sirius/pow-mia/Echanis.htm http://www.taskforceomegainc.org/e002.html http://smartlight.rudysproducts.com/ Ya, my only hope was Betty Lou,she was the one,a combination AK 57 oozie radar laser triple-barrel double-scoped heat-seekin shotgun. |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 02:46 am | 14th Post |
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" Come up and see me sometime when i've got nothing on except the radio ".........Mae West
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 02:48 am | 15th Post |
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" Is that a gun in your pants or are you just excited to see me "..........Mae West
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 02:51 am | 16th Post |
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What do you get hanging from Banana trees...............??........Sore arms...........
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 03:16 am | 17th Post |
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There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't. I've always liked my Reagan quote below too...
____________________ Bill Road Captain, CMA Chapter #105 Ozarks Christian Riders 02 GL1800 (current) past bikes: 91I GL1500 84I GL1200 06 V-Star 1100 Silverado 05 V-Star 650 Classic 03 Suzuki GZ250 If we ever forget that we are One Nation Under God, then we will be a nation gone under...Ronald Reagan |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 10:02 am | 18th Post |
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"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow ?" Warum haben die Elefanten auf die Marshmallow sitzen? "He did not want to fall in the hot chocolate..." Er wollte nicht in die heiße Schokolade fallen ... ( already translated for our German speaking members )  Last edited on Sat Nov 21st, 2009 10:05 am by Cody in MN |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 10:26 am | 19th Post |
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Eagles may soar to great heights but weasles don't get sucked into jet engines
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 10:27 am | 20th Post |
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To err is human. To really mess things up you need a computer
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