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 Posted: Wed Feb 8th, 2012 08:13 am 3701st Post
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come on, it was just a joke...........



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Back to riding after a 30 yr lay off.. Started with a 86 Magna 750 on to a 02 Shadow 1100,99 Magna 750,91 ST1100, finaly a 93 Wing.. and now an 06 1800 Loven Life...
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It wasn't me                                                              :leprechaun:



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He was lying through his teeth



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Back to riding after a 30 yr lay off.. Started with a 86 Magna 750 on to a 02 Shadow 1100,99 Magna 750,91 ST1100, finaly a 93 Wing.. and now an 06 1800 Loven Life...
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A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking...:D



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 Posted: Wed Feb 8th, 2012 08:22 pm 3707th Post
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it....:wtf:



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Murphy's Law is my friend



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Back to riding after a 30 yr lay off.. Started with a 86 Magna 750 on to a 02 Shadow 1100,99 Magna 750,91 ST1100, finaly a 93 Wing.. and now an 06 1800 Loven Life...
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Never shove ya Granny, whilst she's shaving                                      :leprechaun:



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 Posted: Thu Feb 9th, 2012 04:21 pm 3711th Post
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I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it...:lash:



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 Posted: Thu Feb 9th, 2012 05:17 pm 3713th Post
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If you don't like the way I'm living, ...then just leave this long haired country boy alone.............. 1976 GL 1000

Previous old loves-
19?? Zundapp with 6hp Briggs and Stratton engine. Chrome tank.
1971 Kawasaki H1 500 Blue/ white stripe
1975 Honda 750 Yellow
1980 GL 1100 Goldwing Interstate.Black
1982 GL 1100 Goldwing Standard. Black
1983 GL 1100 Goldwing Aspencade Black
1981 GL 1100 Goldwing Interstate Black
1981 GL 500 Silverwing Candy muse red.
1986 VT 500c red
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I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities......:D



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 Posted: Thu Feb 9th, 2012 06:23 pm 3715th Post
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Haven't you got anything better to say?



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If you don't like the way I'm living, ...then just leave this long haired country boy alone.............. 1976 GL 1000

Previous old loves-
19?? Zundapp with 6hp Briggs and Stratton engine. Chrome tank.
1971 Kawasaki H1 500 Blue/ white stripe
1975 Honda 750 Yellow
1980 GL 1100 Goldwing Interstate.Black
1982 GL 1100 Goldwing Standard. Black
1983 GL 1100 Goldwing Aspencade Black
1981 GL 1100 Goldwing Interstate Black
1981 GL 500 Silverwing Candy muse red.
1986 VT 500c red
 Posted: Thu Feb 9th, 2012 06:55 pm 3716th Post
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Have you got nothing to do in the garden?????..........:D



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 Posted: Thu Feb 9th, 2012 07:37 pm 3717th Post
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:letsplay: No.



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If you don't like the way I'm living, ...then just leave this long haired country boy alone.............. 1976 GL 1000

Previous old loves-
19?? Zundapp with 6hp Briggs and Stratton engine. Chrome tank.
1971 Kawasaki H1 500 Blue/ white stripe
1975 Honda 750 Yellow
1980 GL 1100 Goldwing Interstate.Black
1982 GL 1100 Goldwing Standard. Black
1983 GL 1100 Goldwing Aspencade Black
1981 GL 1100 Goldwing Interstate Black
1981 GL 500 Silverwing Candy muse red.
1986 VT 500c red
 Posted: Thu Feb 9th, 2012 07:39 pm 3718th Post
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:bash2: Should I smash my computer?



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If you don't like the way I'm living, ...then just leave this long haired country boy alone.............. 1976 GL 1000

Previous old loves-
19?? Zundapp with 6hp Briggs and Stratton engine. Chrome tank.
1971 Kawasaki H1 500 Blue/ white stripe
1975 Honda 750 Yellow
1980 GL 1100 Goldwing Interstate.Black
1982 GL 1100 Goldwing Standard. Black
1983 GL 1100 Goldwing Aspencade Black
1981 GL 1100 Goldwing Interstate Black
1981 GL 500 Silverwing Candy muse red.
1986 VT 500c red
 Posted: Thu Feb 9th, 2012 08:09 pm 3719th Post
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AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD........:D



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 Posted: Fri Feb 10th, 2012 04:02 am 3720th Post
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are you going to believe what you see or what I'm going to tell you 



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