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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 10:46 am | 21st Post |
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 10:49 am | 22nd Post |
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 11:08 am | 23rd Post |
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Did you want to do that to your hair or did you lose a bet?
____________________ Doug Home Security System designed by Bill Ruger '94 Bermuda Green Pearl SE With Tri-Wing Trike conversion The more I try to keep my Trike clean, the less I like Chrome. |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 11:42 am | 24th Post |
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Don't sweat the petty things... Don't pet the sweaty things...
____________________ I never met a Goldwing I did not like. I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them--Thomas Jefferson AMA Charter Life Member. 486714 ABATE of North Idaho member. C-1123M Motorcycle Riders Foundation 11642 Idaho Coalition for MC Safety. Patriot Guard Rider Former member GWRRA. Prospect of the KANWINGS Wild Rhinos,Idaho Chapter Where I live: http://www.orofino.com/ MBS Survivor.(Multiple Bike Syndrome) Previous or Present thrills:196? Suzuki 350 1965 Honda CT200 197? Kawasaki 250 1979 Yamaha XS750F 1981 Honda Goldwing 1984 Kawasaki GPZ 550 1984 Honda Aspencade 1984 Kawasaki Ninja 1986 Honda VF1000R 2000 Special Contruction Chopper (still have) 1976 Honda XL175 2000 HD Sportster 883 2002 Yamaha YZ426f 2007 Yamaha TTR230 2008 HondaGL1800 (Black of course) Once down the path to the darkside you begin, Forever will it dominate your destiny(Yoda) Heathen Darksider # 771 |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 01:51 pm | 25th Post |
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"I never had sex with that women" 
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 07:27 pm | 26th Post |
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I work in the gaming business for taverns. Everynow and then I will be working on a machine when a slightly inebriated patron will walk up and say "Hey what's wrong with that gizmo?" I simply reply "It's broken". "Well then what are you going to do to it?" "Fix it." Or, we'll have the slate pulled out of a pool table, getting ready to put new cloth on it when someone will come up and say "Are you putting new cloth on the table?" To which we'll respond "No, we're going to rinse out the old one and put it back on." Finally, and this may be a bit risque, after being bothered by said customers, is to reply: "Hey, why don't you go outside and play 'hide and go "f" yourself."  Regards, Hobie
____________________ Mark Wineberry 1983 Interstate |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 07:57 pm | 27th Post |
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LAUGH, AND THE WORLD LAUGHS WITH YOU; WEEP, AND YOU WEEP ALONE: Ella Wheeler Wilcox 
____________________ http://www.seahunter.ie If ya wanna fulfill ya dreams, stop asking permission. |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 08:05 pm | 28th Post |
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Many a true word is spoken in jest: Geoffrey Chaucer.
____________________ http://www.seahunter.ie If ya wanna fulfill ya dreams, stop asking permission. |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 09:36 pm | 29th Post |
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If you know a shorter way, I dont want to hear it! Me to Da Boss while riding  Is there life without Dairy Queen? Know how to keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you later What does a Harley and a German Shepard have in common? Both like to ride in the back of a pick up. Know why a German Shepard is better? At least it can get in the truck by itself!
____________________ Diggers Ride ^^2003 BLACK 1800 Da Boss's ride ^^ 2003 Kawi Meanstreak US became socialist on 02/17/09 God rest her soul My SUV just burned up the gas your prius saved... Thank you |
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| Posted: Sat Nov 21st, 2009 09:46 pm | 30th Post |
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How do you get a fat bird into bed?...Piece of cake
____________________ Viva la Legion Never ride faster than your Guardian Angel can fly GWOCGB Member RBLR Member...Lest We Forget ALBA WINGS....The Flying Scots |
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 02:25 am | 31st Post |
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Bikefix wrote: "I never had sex with that women" I bet he was wishing he was talking about Hillary.
____________________ Just because you're a paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. Patriot Guard Riders - Standing for those who stood for us. If you're not a member, be a member. |
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 02:26 am | 32nd Post |
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"it depends on what the meaning of the word is..... is" (another Clinton quote)
____________________ Just because you're a paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you. Patriot Guard Riders - Standing for those who stood for us. If you're not a member, be a member. |
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 04:13 am | 33rd Post |
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Mind over Matter - if ya don't mind - it don't matter 
____________________ Retired Paramedic - 35 years. If I"m riding - life is good ......Never had a bad" day riding...Just some better than others!! Darksider # 1138 - Double Dark with Dynabeads 30,000 miles from my Formosa, trying a Goodyear Assurance in the spring. '96 GL 1500 SE - 220,000 km.... (8,000 km this year) '84 Shadow VT 750c - 32,000 km ( 14,000 km this year) '90 Suzuki Intruder 750 - 88,000 km .... (Gone) '85 GL 1200 Aspencade - 185,000 km (Gone) '83 Shadow 500 ( Gone) '70 Kawasaki KE-125 (Gone) '?? Suzuki 80 ( Gone) 2010 Alps tour pic's http://s752.photobucket.com/albums/xx164/96se/Alps_2010/ Spot Tracker "http://www.spotadventures.com/trip/view?trip_id=225807">Alps http://www.drivingskills.on.ca skype - bob.joynt |
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 05:20 am | 34th Post |
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Why are there Interstate highways in Hawaii?
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 05:24 am | 35th Post |
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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 05:31 am | 36th Post |
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It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it.
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 02:03 pm | 37th Post |
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LloydM wrote: It's better to let someone think you are an idiot than to open your mouth and prove it. The way we learned it It's better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. 
____________________ Retired Paramedic - 35 years. If I"m riding - life is good ......Never had a bad" day riding...Just some better than others!! Darksider # 1138 - Double Dark with Dynabeads 30,000 miles from my Formosa, trying a Goodyear Assurance in the spring. '96 GL 1500 SE - 220,000 km.... (8,000 km this year) '84 Shadow VT 750c - 32,000 km ( 14,000 km this year) '90 Suzuki Intruder 750 - 88,000 km .... (Gone) '85 GL 1200 Aspencade - 185,000 km (Gone) '83 Shadow 500 ( Gone) '70 Kawasaki KE-125 (Gone) '?? Suzuki 80 ( Gone) 2010 Alps tour pic's http://s752.photobucket.com/albums/xx164/96se/Alps_2010/ Spot Tracker "http://www.spotadventures.com/trip/view?trip_id=225807">Alps http://www.drivingskills.on.ca skype - bob.joynt |
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 03:25 pm | 38th Post |
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Great thought for any Goldwing rider! Where ever you go, there you are.
____________________ I can't drive 55 Quoated from sammy. Life is to short to work all the time, ask me how I know. Hunt,Fish,Ride with pride. |
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 05:11 pm | 39th Post |
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A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
____________________ "Redwing" "The Rider Of The Fastest Colour" "Everyone is Entitled to My Opinion" |
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 05:33 pm | 40th Post |
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DigbyODell wrote:Know how to keep an idiot in suspense? Ok I'm dying to know - how?
____________________ 1999 GL1500 CF (Valkyrie Interstate) "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make it possible." - T.E. Lawrence A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds - Emerson Put the bitch down..... Mrs Fly http://www.nassir-news.com http://www.kanwings.com http://www.wild-rhinos.com |
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