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 Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 05:40 pm 41st Post
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Live everyday as if your last :shock: One day you will be right  :clapper:



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 Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 05:59 pm 42nd Post
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tybme wrote: DigbyODell wrote:
Know how to keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later


Ok I'm dying to know - how?

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Ask him tomorrow. :D



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 Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 06:11 pm 43rd Post
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 Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 06:36 pm 44th Post
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Back to riding after a 30 yr lay off.. Started with a 86 Magna 750 on to a 02 Shadow 1100,99 Magna 750,91 ST1100, finaly a 93 Wing.. and now an 06 1800 Loven Life...
 Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 06:51 pm 45th Post
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I have in-laws, so that makes me n out-law



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 Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 08:06 pm 46th Post
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You know what the difference between in-laws and out-laws is?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

At least out-laws are wanted.......:cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1::D:D:D



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 Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 08:37 pm 47th Post
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 Posted: Mon Nov 23rd, 2009 04:39 am 48th Post
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What do you call a boomerang that does not return?

 

 

A Stick

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 Posted: Mon Nov 23rd, 2009 11:38 am 49th Post
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Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.  :D
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If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it? :shock:
 Posted: Mon Nov 23rd, 2009 11:48 am 51st Post
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If at first you DO succeed, try not to look surprised! :shock:
 Posted: Mon Nov 23rd, 2009 12:04 pm 52nd Post
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Mother of 8 sewing up her husbands pyjamas ...a stich in time saves nine ..



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 Posted: Mon Nov 23rd, 2009 12:05 pm 53rd Post
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anyone can make a mistake ..says the hedge hog climbing down of the deck brush ..



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 Posted: Mon Nov 23rd, 2009 12:06 pm 54th Post
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anyone can make a mistake says the turtle getting down of the German Helmet ..



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 Posted: Mon Nov 23rd, 2009 01:09 pm 55th Post
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RudysProducts Info: Due to recent declining health, I have decided to pass Rudy's Products on to a nearby friend who will be trained to do it right. As a result, product availability will be hit or miss during the transition, both at the web store and at Cyclemax. SmartLights are discontinued with the possibility of occasional small batches being made if there is interest. The transition will be gradual and I will continue to make items as I am able. Please expect extended delivery times. If you have a specific need, please let me know and I will attempt to accommodate you. I thank you all for your friendship, support and loyalty.
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RudysProducts Info: Due to recent declining health, I have decided to pass Rudy's Products on to a nearby friend who will be trained to do it right. As a result, product availability will be hit or miss during the transition, both at the web store and at Cyclemax. SmartLights are discontinued with the possibility of occasional small batches being made if there is interest. The transition will be gradual and I will continue to make items as I am able. Please expect extended delivery times. If you have a specific need, please let me know and I will attempt to accommodate you. I thank you all for your friendship, support and loyalty.
 Posted: Mon Nov 23rd, 2009 04:52 pm 57th Post
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