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Cousin Jack
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Posted: Sun Mar 30th, 2008 06:34 pm | 1st Post |
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Gimme a Wing that:
1.) gets sixty miles to a gallon......
2.) weighs 500 lbs max......
3.) glows in the dark......
4.) cost $10,000 max......
5.) has touring bags that detach with the push of a button.....
6.) doesn't have any of them durned, breakable fairing tabs! I hate them......
7.) wheels that can be removed in minutes without tools, and tires that last 25,000 miles.......
8.) standard maintenance user friendly, oil filters, fuel filters easily accessible and available even in Humptulips, Wa, or Booger Hollow, Arkansas.....
9.) that comes with a 500,000 mile warranty........
10.) and, finally, an OEM seat with electric heat and butt muscle vibration!
  
(that's not too much to ask, hey?)
____________________ "In my opinion, there's nuthin' in the world,
beats a '52 Vincent and a red-headed girl....."
Richard Thompson
Vincent Black Lightning 1952
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Nightwing83
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Posted: Sun Mar 30th, 2008 06:58 pm | 2nd Post |
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  oh ya
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2wings
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Posted: Mon Apr 7th, 2008 04:04 am | 3rd Post |
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Hallelujah, 
Keep on Winging
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'49 Wife ....Keeping the Wife, to much invested
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sandiegobrass
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Posted: Mon Apr 7th, 2008 10:32 pm | 4th Post |
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Sounds more like a Burgman 650 with a couple of bags thrown over the seat... Meets almost all of the critieria... SDB/Jim
____________________ If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
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2000 GL1500SE
1983 GL1100I
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Cousin Jack
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Posted: Tue Apr 8th, 2008 02:02 am | 5th Post |
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sandiegobrass wrote: Sounds more like a Burgman 650 with a couple of bags thrown over the seat... Meets almost all of the critieria... SDB/Jim
A Burgie glows in the dark? Cool!!!!
____________________ "In my opinion, there's nuthin' in the world,
beats a '52 Vincent and a red-headed girl....."
Richard Thompson
Vincent Black Lightning 1952
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sandiegobrass
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Posted: Tue Apr 8th, 2008 02:13 am | 6th Post |
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ALMOST all.. you'll have to dust it with some pixie dust... and negotiate the 1/2 million mile warrenty.. 
____________________ If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman to hear him, is he still wrong?
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SDB/Jim
2000 GL1500SE
1983 GL1100I
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Temporarily in Indiana
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Phils a winger at last
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Posted: Mon May 26th, 2008 09:19 pm | 7th Post |
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so long as the burgervan is not made n spain it might last to see 50k, not 500k
my 500 built by those tapas eaters is falling apart after 2 years and 9K
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lostinflorida
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Posted: Mon May 26th, 2008 10:49 pm | 8th Post |
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I think the only way we're going to get this bike into production is with you putting off your upcoming trip to the "end of the world" and going to Japan instead. 
Just walk into the main office, sit down and tell them your not leaving till you've got the bike you want. 
Oh yes, cup holders, it needs at least two cup holders. One for my coffee in the morning and one in the back for Nan's bottle of water.
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