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| Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 09:40 am | 1st Post |
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A new supermarket opened in my town just down the street. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay. In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats. In the liquor department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of tapped Guiness. When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying. The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies. I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 11:13 am | 2nd Post |
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What happens when you walk by the condom shelf????
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 11:36 am | 3rd Post |
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condoms are a good. I was gonna go with the menstral aisle. do you ehar a bunch of complaining and nagging
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 02:39 pm | 4th Post |
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Legionnaire wrote: What happens when you walk by the condom shelf???? A squeaky bed? 
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 07:36 pm | 5th Post |
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dannyeod wrote: Legionnaire wrote:What happens when you walk by the condom shelf???? Nope. The smell of burning rubber...................... 
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| Posted: Sun Nov 22nd, 2009 09:44 pm | 6th Post |
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Chippy01 wrote: Nope. The smell of burning rubber...................... 
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| Posted: Mon Nov 23rd, 2009 03:40 am | 7th Post |
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what happens when you pass the laxative isle...... stinky farts and moans and groans and plopping sounds?????
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