My father-in-law frequently gets the call that says that something is wrong with his computer and it is spewing all kinds of bad stuff out onto the Internet. Of course they need his credit card number and need to remote into his computer to fix it. He enjoys telling them he's never had and never will have a computer!
1999 CB-750 Nighthawk
1988 GL-1500 (gone but not forgotten)
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