Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: Galesburg, Illinois, USA
Tongue twister accident
Hobie,with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey, this is a coincidence. We both have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says, "Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, ‘I’d like two tickets to Pittsburgh’, I accidentally said ‘I’d like two pickets to Tittsburgh’., so she socked me a good one."
Then Hobiereplies, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, ‘Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey’. But I accidentally said, "You’ve ruined my life, you evil, self-centered, fat-assed bitch." *
*This is in remembrance of Sam Kennison, master of acerbic wit.
Happy Valentines Day all you sentimental fools!!
Hobie 1, 29 years with my child bride, 27 years married 2/17/79, one brat child, one sweet grand babie.!! life is good!!
Wineberry 1983 Interstate