Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Ogden, Iowa, USA
On the first day God created the cow.
God said, "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer
under the sun, have calves and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you
a life span of sixty years." The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you
want me to live for Sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the
other forty." And God agreed.
On the second day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of
your house and bark at anyone who comes in orwalks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten." So God agreed.
On the third day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do
monkey tricks, make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The
monkey said, "How boring, monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't Think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay? " And God agreed again.
On the forth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and
enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years." Man said, "What? Only twenty
years! Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the dog gave back and the ten the monkey gave back, that makes eighty, okay?" "Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."
So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy
for the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family;
for the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren and
for the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.
Life has now been explained.
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