Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Montague County, Texas, USA
Make: Honda Goldwing
Model: GL1200 Interstate
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire
State Building when the first man turns to the other and says: "You know,
last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building,
by the time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building
are so intense that they carry you around the building and back into
The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the
The second guy says, "What are you a nut? There is no way in hell
that could happen."
"No, it's true," said the first man, let me prove it to you." He
up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and plummets toward the street
When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him around the
building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator
back up to the bar.
He met the second man, who looked quite astonished. "You know, I
that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke."
"No, I'll prove it again," says the first man as he jumps. Again
as he is hurling toward the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries
him around the building and into the window.
Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it. "Well, what
hell," the second guy says, "it works, I'll try it!"
He jumps over the balcony plunges downward, passes the 11th, 10th,
8th floors... and hits the sidewalk with a "splat."
Back upstairs the bartender turns to the other drinker, saying "You
Superman, you're a real arshole when you're drunk."
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