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A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show her you're the boss."

The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am going out with the boys. You are going to stay at home where you belong. Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?"

"I certainly do," said his wife calmly, "the undertaker."

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One of the first things I learned from being married....... The proper answer to most questions is, "Yes dear".

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Been Married 25 years and it is amazing the inflection that can be put into those two little words!!! You can use them for almost any situation and not get into trouble Unless you want to!!





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One of the first things I learned from being married....... The proper answer to most questions is, "Yes dear".
Yes Dear works up to the question "Does this make me look fat?"

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One of the first things I learned from being married....... The proper answer to most questions is, "Yes dear".
Yes Dear works up to the question "Does this make me look fat?"
Very true, fortunately I haven't made that fatal mistake.

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"Yes Dear"

I sort of remember a disagreement Da Boss and I where having and I used that fraze... She said "Do I look like I have holves?"

All I got to say was "Welll....." The next thing I know I am laying on the floor with the dog licking my face I had this real nice lump on the side of myu head for the next few daze


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When she asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?", don't say, "Yes Dear.", as that will get you in to trouble.

Say, "No, Dear. It is all that blubber under the dress that makes you look fat.".

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