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The Most Powerful Liquid In The World

A little boy was sitting on the curb with a gallon of
turpentine, shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.

A little while later a priest came along and asked the little
boy what he had.

The little boy replied, “This is the most powerful liquid in the
world. It's called turpentine."

The priest said, "No, the most powerful liquid in the world is
holy water. If you take some holy water and rub it on a pregnant
woman's belly, she'll pass a healthy baby."

The little boy replied, "You take some of this here turpentine
and rub it on a cat'sbutt and he'll pass a Jaguar."

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