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Our New Alphabet
Alphabet for the aging...

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[align=center]A for arthritis,
B for bad back,
C is for chest pains. Perhaps cardiac?


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[align=center]D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight - can't read that top line.
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[align=center]F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas (which I'd rather not mention);
H high blood pressure [I'd rather have low),
I for incisions with scars you can show.
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[align=center]J is for joints, that now fail to flex.
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[align=center]L for libido - what happened to sex?
Wait! I forgot about K!
K is for my knees that crack when they're bent...
(Please forgive me, my Memory ain't worth a cent)
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[align=center]N for neurosis, pinched nerves and stiff neck,
O is for osteo-and all bones that crack;
P for prescriptions, I have quite a few -
Give me another pill; I'll be good as new!
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[align=center]Q is for queasiness. Fatal or flu?
R is for reflux - one meal turns into two!
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[align=center]S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T for tinnitus - I hear bells in my ears;
U is for urinary... difficulties with flow,
V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy", you know.
W is worry, now what's going 'round?
X is for X ray - and what might be found!
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[align=center]Y for another year I've left behind
Z is for zest that I still have my mind,
Have survived all the symptoms my body's deployed,
And kept twenty-six doctors gainfully employed!

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That guy with a cane reminds me of someone... I wonder who?


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That guy with the cane has more giddy-up to his get-along than I do!

If it\'s called "tourist season" why can\'t we shoot em?
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Zacktly right....

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