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I bought a new Lexus 350 and returned to the dealer the next daycomplaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesmanexplained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this!", he said, "Nelson"! The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"

"Willie!",hesaid and"On The Road Again" came from the speakers.Then he said, "Ray Charles!", and in an instant "Georgia On My Mind"replaced Willie Nelson.I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,Beethoven," I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles,"I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but Iswerved in time to avoid them. I yelled, "A** Holes!"

Immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fondaand Barbara Streisand, backed up by Michael Moore and The Dixie Chicks, with John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums, Dan Rather on harmonica, NancyPelosi on tambourine, Harry Reid on spoons, Bill Clinton on sax and TedKennedy on scotch...

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EXCELLENT

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I gotta share this one with my Dad... LOL!


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10/10....:cheeky1 :

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good one

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Understated!! Off the Charts!!:cheek y1:

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