Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Baton Rouge, Louisiana, USA
The elderly American gentleman arrived in Paris by plane.
At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.
"You 'ave been to France before, monsieur?" the customs officer
Asked sarcastically. The old gent admitted that he had been to
"Zen, you should know enough to 'ave your passport ready for
The American said, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."
"Impossible. You Americans alwayz 'ave to show your passports
On arrival in France !"
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he
Quietly explained, "Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach in '44
I couldn't find any Frenchmen to show it to."
If it\'s called "tourist season" why can\'t we shoot em?