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post #1 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-13-2007, 09:08 AM Thread Starter
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A is for apple, and B is for boat,
That used to be right, but now it won't float!

Age before beauty is what we once said,
But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

A is for arthritis; I need to keep moving,

B is the bad back,

C is the chest pains,

D is for dental decay and decline,

E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

F is for fissures and fluid retention,

G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.

H is high blood pressure--I'd rather it be low,

I is for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend,

K is for knees that crack when they bend.

L is for libido, what happened to sex?

M is for memory, I forget what comes next.

N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low,

O is for osteo, the bones that don't grow!

P is for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?

R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.

S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,

T is for Tinnitus; there's bells in my ears!

U is for urinary; big troubles with flow,

V is for vertigo, that's "dizzy," you know.

W is for worry, NOW what's going 'round?

X is for X- ray, and what might be found. :P

Y is another year I'm left here behind,

Z is for zest that I still have -- in my mind.


I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed,

And I am keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!



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post #2 of 4 (permalink) Old 06-15-2007, 12:36 AM
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Alas... too true.

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Couple more years, and I'll hit 'em all.





Finally, something I'm 100% good at!


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Finally, something I'm 100% good at!
see it's the failure to comment on open posts like these that keeps me in wexman's good graces... I am going to let this thought in my head go without typing it and know I am doing my part to keep universal balance.
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