Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: lancashire, , United Kingdom
A doctor in Newfoundland wanted to get off work and go hunting, so he approached his assistant.
"Garge, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients".
"Yes, sir!" answers Garge.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the following day and asks: "So,Garge, how was your day?"
Garge told him that he took care of three patients. "The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL."
"Bravo Mate, and the second one?" asks the doctor.
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Garge.
"Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third one?" asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters. Like a flame, she undresses herself, taking off everything including her bra and her panties and lies down on the table, and shouts: 'HELP ME! For five years I have not seen any man!'"
"Tunderin' lord Jesus Garge, what did you do?" asks the doctor.
"I put drops in her eyes."
Graham nsu quickly, suzuki 50, yamaha fs1e, yamaha 250yds7,
triton 750, trident750t150, norton commando 850 roadster,
honda750 f1, honda 750 f2, honda gl 1100, bultaco 250, kawasaki 500 h1, jpn commando ,25yr gap
2001 gl 1800 love it