Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Baton Rouge, Louisiana, USA
> >> Subject: Bubba, Junior and a Blonde
> >> Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A
> >> blonde lady walked by and asked what they were doing.
> >> "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we
> >> don't have a ladder."
> >> The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid
> >> the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a
> >> measurement & announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked
> >> away.
> >> Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde?
> >> We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."
> >> Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the
> >> reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees.
If it\'s called "tourist season" why can\'t we shoot em?