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post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 11-04-2007, 07:24 AM Thread Starter
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Billy is sat on his own in Charlie Chalks, looking at the menu and there
is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table, on her todd as well. He
has been sussing her out since he sat down and thinks she's stonking, but
hasn't the guts to talk to her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket
towards the him. He, like the Leopard of Lime Street reflexively reaches
out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.
"Oh I'm so sorry", the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let
me buy you dinner and a pint of Welsh to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the
pictures in Trefforest followed by drinks in Franky & Bennys. They talk,
they laugh, and they really get on well together.

Then, after paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come
to her place for a nightcap and maybe even stay for breakfast... Oh they
had a wonderful, wonderful time that night enjoying each others bodies.

The next morning, she makes him a lovely bowl of Sugar Puffs with toast
made from thick, doorstop hedgehog bread and didn't even say a word when
he dipped his toast in his tea.

Billy is amazed and thinks he is in heaven Everything has been SO
incredible!

"You know, "he said, "You are the perfect woman and I think I love you.
You have been so nice to me. It must be fate"

"Fate, my arse" she replies. . . . . "



.. . . .



.. . . .









.......

"You just happened to catch my eye last night."

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But I have just one thing to say to you Rave.............you have obviously been far too influenced by PP.

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keep em there Rave

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Even on this side of the pond it's not too bad.

One of these days you will have to start a dictionary explaining some of your expressions for us guys.

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I've got my eye on you.

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Was Billy not a bit old to be in Charlie Chalks...
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tanygaer wrote:
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Was Billy not a bit old to be in Charlie Chalks...
Maybe he got more than he bargained for !!!!!!!!! or less

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