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A man absolutely hated his wife's cat

And decided to get rid of him one
Day by driving him 20
From his home and leaving him at the park.

As he was getting home, the cat was

Walking up the driveway.

The next day he decided to drive the cat
40 blocks
away. He put the beast
Out and headed home.

Driving back up his
There was the cat!

He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would
always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn
right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he
reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat
there. Hours later the man calls home to his wife:

'Phyllis, is the cat there?'

'Yes,' the wife answers,
'why do you ask?'

Frustrated, the man
answered, 'Put that son-of-a-bitch on the phone, I'm lost and need

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