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Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas , who has recently been
diagnosed as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents live in Fort Worth . One
of my sisters lives in Pflugerville and is married to a transvestite.


My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and
selling marijuana. They are financially dependent on my other two sisters,
who are prostitutes in Dallas


I have two brothers: one is currently serving a non-parole life
sentence at Huntsville for the murder of a teenage boy in 1994. My other
brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of sexual misconduct with his
three children.


I have recently become engaged to marry a former prostitute who lives
in Longview . She is a part-time "working girl."


All things considered, my problem is this: I love my fiance and look
forward to bringing her into the family. I certainly want to be totally
open and honest with her.


Should I tell her about my cousin who supports Hillary Clinton for
President?


[font=Arial][font=Arial] Signed,
Worried About My Reputation

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