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The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart

50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians plant gardens.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
American water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helen freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their ear flaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the
keg.

-460 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying 'Cold eh?'

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.




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Good one. It reminds me of an old IrishTV advert that they showed on some program about old times. In the advert the rain is belting down really hard and an old farmer with a cap walks up, looks at the camera and says;

[align=center]Soft day, thank God.[/align]

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0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.



Hummmm... I wonder if I am a canadian

Do they wear flip flops on the last cook out though


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HOW CANADIANS SPELL "CANADA"..........






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-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C) Hell freezes over.
The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.


The truth is that Toronto is waiting to give the OTTAWA SENATORS a chance, every playoff season the SEN's go down there looking for more ice.

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50 Fahrenheit, I put on my long skibbies and don't take them off until Spring.

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