Old School Guru
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Hensley(Nearer to East End), Arkansas, USA
Model: GL1800 CSC Trike with Navi
A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.
The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob", where a
small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to
tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.
Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the
effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems: I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved
the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems:
First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get
rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said," Those aren't bags, those
are your breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.
Present Bikes: 2007 GL1800 CSC Trike with Navi
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