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A woman in her forties went to a plastic surgeon for a face-lift.

The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob", where a
small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to
tighten up her skin to produce the effect of a brand new face lift.

Of course, the woman wanted "The Knob."

Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob, and the
effects were wonderful, the woman remained young looking and vibrant.

After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two
problems: I've had to turn the knob many times and I've always loved
the results. But now I've developed two annoying problems:

First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get
rid of them."

The doctor looked at her closely and said," Those aren't bags, those
are your breasts."

She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee.

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....y up good one..........not going to let my wife see this post..

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Well, Im a woman and I thought it was funny!!

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It sounded like a good idea, but maybe when Im 40 I will just opt for the Plastic Surgery instead of the KNOB...

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That is a good one!!! Kit

The 1800 is my bike. The very best motorcycle ever made. I was enthralled with my first test ride on this machine. It is a great bike. A crotch rocket with storage bags.............As for oil I use the slick kind, and I like round tires, but as of late I have found square ones work best on the rear. Pirelli Eufori 195/55/16 @ 32 PSI
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My old lady already has the only knob she'll ever need....ME.

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My old lady already has the only knob she'll ever need....ME.
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