Civvy versus Military Friends
CIVVY FRIENDS: Get upset if you're too busy to talk to them for a week
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are glad to see you after years, and will Happily carry on the same conversation you were having last time you met.
CIVVY FRIENDS: Never ask for food
MiLITARY FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
CIVVY FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Call your parents mum and dad
CIVVY FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was Wrong.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying, "Damn...we Screwed Up...but that **** was fun!"
CIVVY FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Cry with you.
CIVVY FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it's yours.
CIVVY FRIENDS: know a few things about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from You.
CIVVY FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.
CIVVY FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, "I'm home!"
CIVVY FRIENDS: Are for a while.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Are for life.
CIVVY FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the placeAnd say, "You better drink the rest of that, you know we don't waste... that's Alcohol Abuse!!"
CIVVY FRIENDS: Will talk **** to the person who talks **** about you.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will knock them the hell out!
CIVVY FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
MILITARY FRIENDS: Will forward this