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THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

( you'll love this...)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee , Georgia, North Carolina, Kentucky , Louisiana , Arkansas , Mississippi , Missouri , Florida , West Virginia and Colorado.

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Are you saying this didn't work in South Carolina?

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Are you saying this didn't work in South Carolina?
Well.....I have 6 children and 16 grandchildren...you be the judge !

However,being raised on a farm and running barefoot all the time taught me to count on my toes as well..

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I got mine the good old fashion way, at the doctor's office. But I do love cherry bombs when I can get them.

They make really good propellant for a potato gun.

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