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A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough. 'Dad, what are you talking about?' the son screams. We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,' the father says. 'We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Leeds and tell her.' Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone. 'Like hell they're getting divorced,' she shouts, 'I'll take care of this,' She calls Scotland immediately, and screams at her father, 'You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?' and hangs up. The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife. 'Okay,' he says, 'they're coming for Christmas - and they're paying their own way.'



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How long till the kids call back asking for flight money

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How long till the kids call back asking for flight money
Ya, I was just thinkin', 'boy, are they gonna be flamin' upset when they see mum & dad just a-huggin' and a-kissin' on Cristmas morn...

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How long till the kids call back asking for flight money
Ya, I was just thinkin', 'boy, are they gonna be flamin' upset when they see mum & dad just a-huggin' and a-kissin' on Cristmas morn...
To which Mom and Dad respond in unison,





MERRY CHRISTMAS.





Funny how they will be able to say



APRIL FOOLS,



In the same breath though, isn't it?






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