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post #1 of 5 (permalink) Old 06-26-2009, 02:39 PM Thread Starter
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Answer to the Question..

Everyone seems to be wondering why terrorists

are so quick to commit suicide.

Lets see now.........................

No Jesus, No Walmart, No television, No cheerleaders,

No baseball, No football, No basketball, No hockey, No

golf, No tailgate parties, No Home Depot, No pork

BBQ, No hot dogs, No burgers, No Lobster, No

shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks, No gumbo, No

jambalaya. Rags for clothes and towels for hats.

Constant wailing from the guy next door because he's

sick and there are no doctors.

Constant wailing from the guy in the tower. No

chocolate chip cookies. No Christmas. More than one

wife. You cant shave. Your wives cant shave. You

cant shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked

over burning camel dung. The woman have to wear

baggy dresses and veils at all times. Your bride is

picked by someone else.

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She smells just like your donkey. But your donkey

has a better disposition. Then they tell you that

when you die it all gets better!

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Now you're talking sense
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PP you've turn for the better..........

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I think those are good points but you are over looking the biggest factor in suicide bombings......... SEX.......
Self gratification is against their religion. In an area with 16 million people less than 7 million are women. Now all ready less than half of the men will be able to find a bride. Throw in the fact that multiple wives are allowed that brings it up to approximately 1 in 3 men will be married/dating.

Now with that being said the build up of testosterone will lead to a dangerous level in which ........


[align=center][sup]SOMETHINGS GOT TO EXPLODE[/sup][/align]

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I think those are good points but you are over looking the biggest factor in suicide bombings......... SEX.......
Self gratification is against their religion. In an area with 16 million people less than 7 million are women. Now all ready less than half of the men will be able to find a bride. Throw in the fact that multiple wives are allowed that brings it up to approximately 1 in 3 men will be married/dating.

Now with that being said the build up of testosterone will lead to a dangerous level in which ........



[align=center][suP]SOMETHINGS GOT TO EXPLODE[/suP][/align]


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