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post #17431 of 17788 (permalink) Old 05-28-2018, 06:29 AM
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This is the definition of driving in Maine.

"She was so ugly, you'd need three paper bags and a plastic bag!"
Kinda funny story... I was buying condoms at CVS last week, all I was buying was the package of condoms, The lady says " would you like a bag for those?" I said "No I don't need a bag, she's pretty good looking actually".



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I drive way to fast to worry about my cholesterol

Last Saturday I planned on doing nothing all day, and by noon, I was half way done!
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You'll have to forgive him, he was dropped on his head when he was a child!


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Watch that first step

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And than take the second one.

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See my Albums to see what my nickname means, and see photo's from our holiday in Australia.
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Two steps forward and three steps back


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Ain't that called " dancing " ??

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See my Albums to see what my nickname means, and see photo's from our holiday in Australia.
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Do you know The Bump ??

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See my Albums to see what my nickname means, and see photo's from our holiday in Australia.
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