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My wife doesn't always agree with me, But IALWAYS agree with my wife.

Just because you\'re a paranoid doesn\'t mean they\'re not out to get you.

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3 parter, needs to be told in rapid succession...



Why did the elephant paint his nuts red?


So he could hide in a cherry tree...



Didja ever see an elephant in a cherry tree?

Works well, huh?



Do you know how Tarzan died?

He was pickin' cherries...



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Hey, look at the Goldwing I got for my wife!

Good Trade!


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" Is that a gun in your pants or are you just excited to see me "..........Mae West
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What do you get hanging from Banana trees...............??........Sore arms...........
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There are 10 types of people in this world, those who understand binary and those who don't.

I've always liked my Reagan quote below too...
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"Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow ?" Warum haben die Elefanten auf die Marshmallow sitzen? "He did not want to fall in the hot chocolate..." Er wollte nicht in die hei├če Schokolade fallen ...

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