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A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar that way.

The man, who was a priest, said, "I am a Father."

The little boy replied, "My daddy doesn't wear his collar like that."

The priest looked up from his book and answered, "I am the Father of many."

The little boy said, "My dad has 4 boys and 4 girls and he doesn't wear his collar that way."

The priest, getting impatient, said, "I am the Father of hundreds," and went back to reading his book.

The little boy sat quietly thinking for awhile, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should wear your pants backwards instead of your collar."

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Little Johnny strikes again eh?
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lol

Happier then a slinky on an escalator.
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Having had kids who have said some of the most embarassing thigs I truly understand this.



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Kids say it like they see it.

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LOL

If you cant get there on two wheels I just wont go
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Better half and I are in stitch's Thank you.





copied and sent to my contact list. too good.

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that was great

82 gl 1100 Ok not naked anymore. Have pics, Now working on paint.


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82 gl 1100 Ok not naked anymore. Have pics, Now working on paint.


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