Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
A cowboy dies and meets St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
St. Peter; Have you ever done anything in your life that was brave or courages to help someone with no thought for yourself?
Cowboy; Well yes, one time I was going from Montana to the Calgary stampede and I stopped in a small town to get something yo eat. When I drove into the parking lot of the restuarant there were 5 guys on motorcycles giving a young woman a rough time. Since she wasn't enjoying it I yelled at them to leave her alone. They didn't pay any attention to me so I walked up to the biggest one and kicked him in the balls and when he bent over I ripped out his earring then kicked over his bike.
St. Peter; That was very brave of you. When did this happen?
Cowboy; About 4 or 5 minutes ago.