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A friend asked me the other day why I never got married. I replied "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman... I guess I've been looking for the perfect girl."

"Oh, come on now," said my friend. "Surely you have met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."

"Yes, there was one girl... once. I guess she was the one perfect girl -- the only perfect girl I really ever met. She was just the right everything... I really mean that she was the perfect girl for me."

"Well, why didn't you marry her?" asked my friend. I shrugged my shoulders and replied, "She was looking for the perfect man."

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I've found the perfect girl for me,
I could not ask for more.
She's deaf and dumb and over-sexed,
and owns a liquor store.
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You should have held out for one that won the Powerball Lotto......

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You should have held out for one that won the Powerball Lotto......
Any female holding a winning lottery ticket would have no reason to have anything to do with me.
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Perhaps I could recommend a paper bag

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Perhaps I could recommend a paper bag
For me or her?
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WalMart is my kind of store . . . . they double bag.
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