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(from my friend Paul, the Limey).....

Two senior Jewish men one 80 and one 87, were sitting on a park bench one
morning.



Sam, the 87-year-old had just finished his morning jog and
wasn't even short of breath. Harry, the 80-year-old was amazed at the


guy's
stamina and asked him what he did to have so much energy.



Sez Sam:
"Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps your energy level high and you'll
have great stamina with the ladies."



So, on the way home Harry stopped
at the bakery. As he was looking around, the saleslady asked if he needed any
help.


He said, "Do you have any rye bread ???"

She said, "Yes, there's a
whole shelf of it. Would you like a loaf ???"



He said, "I want five
loaves."



She said, "My goodness, five loaves !!! By the time you get to
the 2nd loaf, it'll be hard." .



The old man says to himself, "I can't
believe everybody knows about this sh** but
me."




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