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Davek 07-01-2017 10:54 AM

People Will Die! (Parady)
 

Rocketman911 07-01-2017 09:05 PM

You're dead all ready and just haven't figured it out yet.

Foodman 07-02-2017 07:13 PM

When I wake up if I don't smell fresh flowers or hear soft music, I open my eyes

Peter Goldwing 07-28-2017 06:01 AM

Hillary’s Urgent Request

Upon hearing the awful news that a member of the Supreme Court had passed away, Hillary phoned the president’s office. It was just past midnight.

“I need to talk to the president, it’s an emergency!”, exclaimed Hillary.

After some cajoling, President Trump’s assistant agreed to wake him up.

“What is it that’s so important that it can’t wait until morning?”, bellowed Trump.

“A Supreme Court Judge just died, and I want to take his place,” begged Hillary.

“Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the mortuary,” replied the President.

Rocketman911 07-28-2017 07:38 AM

:banana:Yes :banana:Yes :banana:Yes


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