18 year old Dan was walking home from a Halloween party when he heard a thumping noise behind him, THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP. When he turned around there was a coffin behind him.
Dan started walking quicker but the bumps were still right behind him. Soon Dan started running, the coffin started running too.
Now Dan was running faster than he had ever ran in his life but the coffin was still right behind him!
"HELP" Dan screamed! He ran into his house and tried to slam the door but the coffin caught the door and started following him up the steps, THUMP,THUMP,THUMP,THUMP, Dan ran into the bathroom and grabbed the first thing saw, cough drops, and threw them at the coffin.....and of course the coffin stopped!
Judge me by my size do you...size matters not