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post #11 of 26 (permalink) Old 10-26-2018, 08:51 PM
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18 year old Dan was walking home from a Halloween party when he heard a thumping noise behind him, THUMP THUMP THUMP THUMP. When he turned around there was a coffin behind him.

Dan started walking quicker but the bumps were still right behind him. Soon Dan started running, the coffin started running too.

Now Dan was running faster than he had ever ran in his life but the coffin was still right behind him!

"HELP" Dan screamed! He ran into his house and tried to slam the door but the coffin caught the door and started following him up the steps, THUMP,THUMP,THUMP,THUMP, Dan ran into the bathroom and grabbed the first thing saw, cough drops, and threw them at the coffin.....and of course the coffin stopped!
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I just had a physical.


The doctor said,
"Don't eat anything fatty"


I said,
"Like bacon and burgers?"


He said,
No fatty, don't eat
anything!"

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I went for a run but came back home after
2 minutes because I forgot something.

I forgot that I'm old and fat and can't run
for more than 2 minutes.

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Dear Santa

For this year I am again asking for a Fat Bank acct and a small waistline!

P.S......Please don't mix them up like you did last year!

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I found out saying 'There, There
Little Girl' to a pissed off grown man
only makes things worse.

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............never fry pork chops naked!

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The boss of a small company was complaining bitterly at a staff meeting that people didn't respect him enough.

So the following day he hung a sign on his office door boldly stating....I am the Boss

Johnny one of the biggest screwoffs took offense to the sign and put a post-it-note under the sign, it said...

"You Wife Wants Her Sign Back"
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Back to riding after a 30 yr lay off.. Started with a 86 Magna 750 on to a 02 Shadow 1100,99 Magna 750,91 ST1100, finaly a 93 Wing.. and now an 06 1800 Loven Life...
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Your not having much luck posting that picture.....are you?
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