(Rick Sheeley GWRRA)
Join Date: Sep 2012
Make: Honda (of course!)
Model: 1995 GL1500 SE Anniversary Edition
A woman called her family dentist the other day. She asked to speak to the dentist personally.
"John has a really bad tooth in the back of his mouth. It's so bad he can't speak or eat, so I am calling you for him."
The dentist paused for a moment, He knew this patient well, a loud complainer never happy with his careful work and skilled techniques. And no matter how bad the issue, the dentist was a thief and overcharged him.
"well knowing John, I can get him in tomorrow, and I will only charge him $200.00 to do the procedure., including the anesthesia."
He listened on the phone as his wife turned and explained what the doctor had said. The silence was followed by a large crash, and moaning screams that resembled cursing. After a few moments, the wife spoke back into the phone:
"Well, how much would you charge just to sew his mouth shut?? And will you take cash??"
Rick Sheeley/King Gypsy
"The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.." - Stephen Hawking
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