Join Date: Dec 2017
Location: Pinckney Michigan, USA
Model: GL 1500 SE
The Tennis ball
A man found a tennis ball while out jogging. He put in his pocket to bring back home to his dog. As he stopped to wait at the traffic lights, a woman next to him couldn't help but notice the large bulge in his trouser pocket.
"Tennis ball" the man said.
"Oh, that must be painful,” she replied. “I had tennis elbow once!
I drive way to fast to worry about my cholesterol
Last Saturday I planned on doing nothing all day, and by noon, I was half way done!