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Number 10
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 6

Some people are like a

Slinky--not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.
Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $800, and a substantial tax cut save you $30?

Number 2
In the 60s, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.


- - - and as someone recently said to me:

"Don't worry about old age--
it doesn't last that long."
 

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Those are all GOOD ones, whish I could remember them all!
 

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:ROFL: That's great. I'm going to tell my wife number 8 and see if she laughs.
 

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pcfix_3 wrote:
:ROFL: That's great. I'm going to tell my wife number 8 and see if she laughs.

I'm sure we'd all like to hear what she has to say.
 
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