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In a dimly lit downtown Chicago bar on a Tuesday afternoona guy fron the northwoods of Wisconsin sat down at the bar. He ordered a beer and told the bartender to "get those two gals at the end of the bar one too."

The bartender looked down to the end of the bar and then told the guy "forget about those two, they're lesbians."

Undaunted, the rube told the bartender to get them one anyway.When he ordered his 2nd beer, he told the barkeep to get them another one. The bartender said "forget about those two, I'm telling you pal,they're lesbians.

After he got his 2nd beer he walked down to the end of the bar, gathered up all of his courage and said to the two women "So, how are things in Beirut?
 

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I guess he didn't here to well?
 

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:shock: NO WAY! He AIN'T from Wisconsin! Canada maybe... :3sum: :cheeky1::cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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I would have guessed that they were from Mini-soda ya know hey!
 

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i dont get it
 

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peterbilt wrote:
i dont get it
Well, allegedly, the Northern Wisconsin (Canadian, actually) redneck mistook the word "lesbian" for "Lebanese"...you know...from Lebanon...(Beirut, Lebanon?)...:cheesygrin: (you gotta get out more, dude!) :cheeky1: :cheeky1:
 

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..... i admit ive only crossed the central standard time zone once in my life i was a virgin until i got married to my wife live on a farm for 22years 15 miles from town never went into town for anything really



i really need to get out
 
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