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THREE WOMEN, TWO YOUNGER, AND ONE SENIOR CITIZEN, WERE SITTING NAKED IN A SAUNA.

SUDDENLY THERE WAS A BEEPING SOUND...

THE YOUNG WOMAN PRESSED HER FOREARM AND THE BEEPING STOPPED.

THE OTHERS LOOKED AT HER QUESTIONINGLY. 'THATWAS MY PAGER,' SHE SAID.

I HAVE A MICROCHIP UNDER THE SKIN OF MY ARM.

A FEW MINUTES LATER, A PHONE RANG. THE SECOND YOUNG WOMAN LIFTEDHER PALM TO HER EAR. WHEN SHE FINISHED, SHE EXPLAINED, 'THAT WASMY MOBILE PHONE.

I HAVE A MICROCHIP IN MY HAND.'

THE OLDER WOMAN FELT VERY LOW -TECH... NOT TO BE OUT DONE, SHEDECIDED SHE HAD TO DO SOMETHING JUST AS IMPRESSIVE.

SHE STEPPEDOUT OF THE SAUNA AND WENT TO THE BATHROOM.

SHE RETURNED WITH APIECE OF TOILET PAPER HANGING FROM HER REAR END.

THE OTHERS RAISED THEIR EYEBROWS AND STARED AT HER. THE OLDER WOMAN FINALLY SAID.........

WELL, WILL YOU LOOK AT THAT....





I'M GETTING A FAX!!
 

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:cheeky1::cheeky1:
 

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What was her phone # :dude::dude:
 

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I wonder if that fax was Spam???? :cool:
 
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